To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It ‘In.’
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds’.
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy.’
> 8. Don t use any punctuation.
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> 10 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat…use a serious face.
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go.’
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme.
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
> 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
> 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
> 17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won!, I Won!’
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!’
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> It’s Called Therapy

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